sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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