hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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