I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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