Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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