We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it's like iHOP with fire
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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