Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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