I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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