Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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