During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
This is my gift to your gina
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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