Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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