I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
