What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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