I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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