just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
i now understand why vodka
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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