whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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