Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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