That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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