i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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