Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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