I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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