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(805): View more from California

singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful

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(909): View more from California

why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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(817): View more from Texas

MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face

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(310): View more from California

I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(210): View more from Texas

Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?

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(845): View more from New York

Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?

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