And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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