He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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