if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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