Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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