Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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