Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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