It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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