This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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