Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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