All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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