i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
now i know why i became what i already was.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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