i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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