fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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