After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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