i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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