just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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