i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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