Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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