Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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