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Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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