I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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