just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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