Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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