I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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