just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
