Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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