Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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