All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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