I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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