the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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