My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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