I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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