I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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