im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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